Mays Response to Request Removed By Moderator
80Here are some weird, strange, and odd request that were removed by the moderator. And yes, some of those request were made by me! They were probably removed because its either inappropriate or suppose to be asked on the forum discussion I guess...I removed the requester ID for their protection...even though you can still view it on Hub Pages. But I think some of these request deserves a short quick response.
Request: those want a friend contact me.......
Answer: Sure! I'll be your friend! But you forgot to leave any contact info so, uh..
Request: I don't want a hub, I just want to be able to review my account information. Don't make this difficult to get rewards or I WILL shop at Office Depot completely.
Answer: Is that a threat? Ohhh, I'm scared. I believe your account info would be zero if you don't create a hub. Am I right? And I don't think Office Depot can help you view your account unless one of them is part of the Geek Squad.
Request: plz join me
Answer: Sorry, I'm not plz.
Request: How to make best solution for your hubpages?
Answer: Me make great solutions 4 you dude.
Request: Why do some people always seem so grumpy and unhappy!
Answer: For women, its that time of the month, as for men, having to put up with it.
Request: Is there a way i can block a person from leaving me comments that are profane and attack me and my family?
Answer: There is an option on hubpage for that. I just hope that you were not physically attacked! If you can't figure it out, I suggest you call yo mama.
Request: Does something good always come out of something bad?
Answer: Sure, as long as you don't do it again.
Request: Do you believe in signs?
Answer: Maybe, but I believe in signals. j/k are you talking about signs of aliens or the unknown?
Request: I wanna see hot Indian women. Could someone please make a hub with pics of sexy Indian women?
Answer: Dude, its already been made. I believe part 2 is coming.
Request: If girls sleep with others girls for fun are they bi or just hving fun????
Answer: If its a sleep over pj party for kids, its nothing. But if you treat your partner to more than a sleep...then...
Request: If your mate cheats on u should u take them back???
Answer: Are you crazy?! Hell no! Do something call a little revenge. Make sure they are caught by the cheaters cam to make a long lasting history.
Request: Why are women so carless and brutal?
Answer: Somebody's gotta keep you straight...I'm sure some women are like that...well a few of us aren't. Can't say I'm one of them yet.
Request: Hey! Waana to make your life happy and smooth running? Wanna to search a best house that will look beautiful? Just visit us and you got your dream.
Answer: You mean I can get me a free house of my dreams to make my life smooth and happy?But where can I visit you?!
Request: What turns you on when you spot a hottie!
Answer: Ah yeah, I made that request. I regret it now! Someone did answer my request by showing an naughty picture. No wonder its removed!
Request: SweetiePie,PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HUB AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
Answer: I ain't yo sweetie pie and its a secret!
Request: Should hubpage have their own chat room added on here?
Answer: Yes of course! Because I made this friggin request!
Request Why the hell are people posting the same damn request like 10 times?
Answer: This was suppose to be a joke I request after two idiots posted the same request over 10 times. Funny thing is I didn't expect anyone to respond but they did?!
Request: Все для здоровья, все для здоровой жизни, все для веселья и смеха.
Answer: для здоровой жизни
Request: Can you send photo of some real school girls.
Answer: Ah yeah, got a cute preschooler in a mini skirt for ya!
Request: Hey bust-it-babi can u make a hub bout how it feels 4 your heart 2 break.
Answer: Sorry, "bust-it-babi isn't home now, press 1 to leave a hate mail.
Request: I want my girlfriend back
Answer: Well, go get her back, don't tell me to do your damn job.
Request: Write anything. I'd just love to read something from you.
Answer: "Anything"
Request: I Purchase a hot water heater last week under card # 6035 3200 8088 1707 for $300+ I lost the receipt I need to have a copy can you tell me how can I get it Thanks!
Answer: Thanks for your visa card number, I'll look it up for you. ;D
Request: Why do people often fall in and out of love? Is it that they do not completely fall in love with the person they first meet or they just want to try every individual love they come across?
Answer: I'm sorry, did you forget to take your meds again?
Request: Why Asians are are not choosen for hubbers of the week in the hubpages newsletter?
Answer: Do you not know what Asians look like? There are a lot of Asians that are already a famous hubbster.
Request: I would like to see a Hub by wow, because he she hasn't written anything in two years, and the only way to get fans is write a Hub, not just criticise others.
Answer: To the fan of wow, are you sure you're not blocked by him/her?
Request: I am requesting a personal donation to either purchase a new car or put a good size down payment on one. Please view my website at taxwriteoffdonation.weebly.com. This is not a Answer: You must be the poor homeless guy with internet access.
Request: SEND ONLY SEXY AND HOTTEST SNAP OF WOMEN AND GIRLS.SEND LINGERE SNAP AND ONLY WEARING BRA AND PANTY SNAP PLEASE.
Answer: Got a couple of barbie dolls for ya pal.
Request: Need indian housewives photos,as real life photos albums.
Answer: WTF? Poor pathetic soul.
Request: Hi dude whats up.
Answer: Not much dude, just chilling
If I can get enough comments or views of this, I'll probably post a part 2 to this. Thanks for dropping by!
- Fun Times with Sleepwalkers
Funny, I had never sleep walk before...not that I know of yet? No wait, I did had a dream that there was a black scorpion on the livingroom floor coming to get me! I hopped on to the couch, but the scorpion... - Funny Pictures of Osama Bin Laden and other Afgan
This is what I normally do when I was bored as a teenager. I had nothing better to do than post funny pictures and comments of it. Now, I am not against all of the people of Osama Bin Laden or anything, these... - May's Request on HubPages???
Sup fools, One of my favorite things on HubPages is the Request section. I'm very curious to hear other peoples opinions and thoughts. And I really appreciate the time and effort people took to write it out...
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Whoa, its not that funny?!
Here's a chill pill for ya sweetie.
It is hilarious!!! I can hear your voice and sarcasm there are some numbnuts out there....You are so creative..lololol (((BIG HUGS))):)
Oh May, that is soooo good. I remember a person putting a request about eliminating and pulling weeds. WTF! lol I felt obliged to answer it
Thanks to profoundpunds, it inspired me to create my own response to these silly request. I'm not as brave as he is when it comes to some very inappropriate request.
Yeah, some hub titles are pretty strange too. Would it be okay if I built on your idea about using the requests and giving quick one word answers. OMIGOD, I could have so much fun!
thats why we shouldn't let Pest's cousins near the computer or on hubpages to visit him
It is hilarious!!! I do have to say if I could reach in the computer and give you a hug I would, it is an excellent job!!!!:)
cindy, if you want to answer some dumb request, I'm ready for ya.
GT, where is pest tonight?
AEvans, where is everybody else tonight??? :(
I have some rat poison lying around, will it work on Pest, or I can just give him some of that truly disgusting sweet and sour soup they sell around the corner
He's celebrating as he should, there all on the forum, I unfortunately have another rough day ahead tomorrow, so I gotta head to bed
yeah, sounds like it. wish I can join too, but I gotta hit rock bottom too.
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Hey, last request I answered was that one on pulling weeds. But I'm thinking that your idea of answering requests on one hub like this is brilliant. Have you got a copyright on your idea?
Cindy you are so smart!!! We were partying over there but Success had a little to much SAKI and he hasn't realized what "you've got mail" means ..lololololo :)
copyright of my ideas? does it mean I can sue myself for my own response for not making a copyright? 0_0
These request are made from the original hub request suggestion.
AEvans, I wonder how success-guru have succesfully received any mail???
I love you may. really I do. hahaha
Request: Why do people often fall in and out of love? Is it that they do not completely fall in love with the person they first meet or they just want to try every individual love they come across?Answer: I'm sorry, did you forget to take your meds again?
I really get what they are asking, so when I heard your answer I cracked up so hard my littlest one came in an just stared at me, not knowing quite what to think. I'm still laughing 10 minutes later. You're response is phenomenal on that one. Poor requester. If they're reading this they probably feel so stupid and it's such a valid one. roflmao. I don't now why that tickles my funnybone so bad.
Excellent hub. You made my morning.
mayhmong, funny Hub. (When I saw that one about Office Depot as I browed the requests a few weeks ago, I just kind had a mental shortcircuit and mental confusion. It definitely was one of those, "Huh????" moments.)
Frieda Babbley, I like your username. Sounds like Free da Bubbly. Glad I knocked your socks off.
Lisa HW, yeah same here! I'm thinking of making a sequel to help the rejected request feel better...I think. ;)
Requests, which are now questions and answers, can be created for a specific person to answer. One night I was laughing so hard because some person made that request of me, but I think there was a translation issue in the wording. He must have been asking how to write a hub, but I had no interest in answering that thing.
Yeah, I've been having some fun putting some requests on the last couple of days. Give people something to write about.
Loved the Office Depot one. It just had that extra special poignancy to it.
lol
whoa, sweetiepie, didn't expect for you to catch that here. Glad I could help ya some what.
cindyvine, I gotta check out what you requested.
Teresa, I dunno what that person was thinking.
I do a search of my screename at times to see if anyone answers my posts in the forums, or to see if anyone mentions me in hubs. That way I can respond. You can try it to, it is pretty cool.
Yeah, I kinda figured that out!
I google my username on google, and it shows a whole record of where I left comments?! Even on Youtube! 0_0
I usually just search here on Hubpages, but once and awhile I use Google too.
LOL!!!!LMAO!!!! haha.
Raven King, I'm sure you have had some strange request too.
Funny Funny stuff....but I don't know where you found all my requests...you must do a lot of research......from now on I'll just come directly to you ;-)
Hey, hate to bust a party, but we're getting spammed like crazy tonight I fear. I'm finding new fans, no comments and they are joining all kinds of other hubbers fan clubs too. watch out. Gratitiudes, haha no T word from me anymore
R. Blue, thought I could help ya out. Feel free to make some more request.
C.C. Riter, what took you so long to come here?! And what's this T word you been speaking of?
Charlie...you'll be using the "T" word with all the ladies
Mayhmong...its the "Thank You" i wrote about....LOLOLOL
It's the word that R Blue used for oral gratification dear
I think I'll patent its use CC
I see somebody's got a tagged team hubber duel tonight!
CC and I are not duelers.....we're like the Two Musketeers...LOL
Who? I'm tired. need a scotch
Am what am I? The lady who looks on waiting as the two musketeers duel it out with others?
You can be our third cindy...we all seem to follow each other around a bit
Could use some rum myself...running out of steam too...past my bedtime
Alas ...alone again.
What? who is that?
Hi maymong. You make hub for me me laugh maymong?
Are you pissed already Christoph?
Are you talkin monageetwagee RB?
Could we all just stay in one hub...this is exhausting...LOL
WTF?! I'm in the middle of my lastest hub creation, and come back to this?! I think C.C and R. Blue needs to get a room needs to get a room. Uhh...CHATROOM! shuddap! you know what I mean?!
You're the hot one now Mayhmong
Noone would ever accuse CC and I of swinging that way....we both chase the ladies around and around the hubs.
Hahaha
LOL, you trying to make me feel the wrath of the hub love?! Hey, guys are you up for chatting tonight?
Please join me for a chat. All you have to do is follow this link:http://www.chatzy.com/goto.cgi?723562260983,mayhmo
If you are referring to consuming alcholic beverages, cindyvine, not unless you can get hammered on diet coke.
I thought that's what we were doing.
You can when you mix the diet coke with Rum....mmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't know. i feel so old tonight and slow.
It's what is added to the diet coke that hammers you Christoph
I have been coloring easter eggs as Peter Cottontail comes in the morning after church and it is as crazy around here as Christmas...lololo
I wish I could, may, but I have to go and find that ruddy Mapping Skills book in my classroom and prepare my longitude and latitude maths lesson for first period tomorrow! Yeah, Easter Sunday, 11.46am and I have to do school work. Mind you, had a whole week of doing fuck all so it's all good.
Oh AE, I just love yer new pic. ahhhh
Your hormones are pumping CC
yeah sure! We are awaiting your arrival you majestys
cindy...you ever seen CC his hormones weren't pumping????
Has anyone given me any thumbs up lately???
Yes, he's one hot male specimen, aren't you CC?
May...Thanks for the effort...but I'm off to bed. Another night please.
awww, man only GT, R. Blue and C.C to chat with?
You can handle them, May, enjoy! Show them the video of the ping pong balls lol
Oh, you mean that video of you?! tehehe
Must be, in Ping Pong's bar in Thailand, shooting balls into the basketball net on the wall lol
My hormones are down now
Oh dear CC, maybe if you look on Youtube and find that video....
Haha, no it's my ticky ticker bothering me. A-fib
Video , Ping Pong? I am lost who is playing ping pong on you tube? May is that you ? :)
Oh, thanks to you two, I have generated a huge traffic here?! And what video are you talking about cindy?
And no AEvans, I can't even play ping-pong!?
ROFLMAO
Do you think I'd have any better idea what's going on here if I'd been in on the thread for the past 1/2 hour? Nah. I didn't think so either.
I'm gonna scroll up and give you a "thumbs up" May cuz with or without the comments this hub is a hoot. Sort of like visiting another planet. MM
oh man, I'll never finish my new hub after all this commotion tonight?!
What commotion? Eyes looking wide in innocence
What is going on May
May is playing ping pong, but she say she can't play ping-pong. Mighty Mom stopped by and joined in and poor May can't get her other hub done. We love you May!!! Happy Easter!!:)
Thanks for filling us in AEvans.
C.C Riter, thought you gonna go to bed and have a happy easter?! Did you ate too many of your black olive/tomato bunnies?
Cindy, don't play dumb. hehe
I love all of you! Giving you the "T" back
Well may, you lied to me cause you'e a scared of me in chat alone. haha
C.C. You went to chat??? I don't think may is afraid? May were yuo afraid? I was eating those little bunnies that c.c. just taught me how to make.lolololol :)
haha that's funny AE
I was and they were yummy!! What we need to do is find one of Andy Bakers hubs and bombard him like he is bombarding hubtivity, I commented to him on his retro chair hub and he slowed down a little but hell isn't his fingers tired or maybe he is a spinner...loplololol
And Baker is a fan of every hubber that people have emailed me about. lol, maybe he's even a fan of me and everybody else as well lol
I don't know, but what is he?
don't know, his name just keeps coming up as a fan of suspect hubbers
Andy Baker sure did'nt became my fan. Is that a good thing?
Not sure, have just noticed his green chair avatar crops up in all suspect hubbers I've checked out. Hey May, you want to join the Hub Police?
We could of had a nice long chat with the three of you bolonies still hanging about here on hub?!
And cindy, I guess we can add him to you doggy doo list.
I read that guys rant on women, I should unloin his fan club
There, I told him I was in love with him and could we meet, haha
Cindy, laughing mom got us good. now I see you joined her fan club, you got to join Proud Mom's too, don't ask, just do it. I'll tell ya sometime
Might have joined Proud Mom's already!
shhh, they're both the same, hehe
oh, ok but joined anyway. Is that your wife?
No,No. she is a girl in OK,uh Oklahoma. I really love her. no not like that either. I'm going to bed now my china doll. see ya later g'nite now, Oh, and read R Blues first hub, see he is my age. bye
I came over because I haven't been on alot and am trying to catch up on all my favorite writer's hubs. Now I find out you've been talking about me!
I got YOU good, CC. You didn't finish the last capsule!
May--this is great! I loved every word! You just keep me laughing!
Where have you been laughing mom?! We were all waiting on you to come back and rock this place!
Hahaha love it. Here is my answer to a request
Request: If your mate cheats on u should u take them back???
Answer: Hell no but before you do sell their car on Ebay for 50cents. Make sure you list it as Buy It Now Pickup Only.Wait til they go to work first, then get your things and clear out quickly. Leave a photocopy of the sale on the kitchen table.
Mayhmong I went to your chat room,dont know how I got there, how does it work,can u use a microphone,I wnat to try it lol. You seem like an expert at it.
You wanting a chat BP??? We badly need that feature here at HP...along with a notification of which favorites are on.
I can't chat tonight, but we been using this chat. Just ask AEvans, C.C Riter, GT, and jjrubio about it! Its easy, no registration.
Come chat with the rest of the hubber gang at http://www.chatmaker.net/chatap/rooms/hubbers/
Yea I agree R.Blue but where we can use microphones so we can all get together and have a real gossip session LMAO
You have Skype deb?
Hey May I made one yesterday check it out you taught me everything I need to know
Damn I missed you
Nite May, my favorite pussy, see tomorrow mebbe you chat cat
sorry, had to do my monthly taxes BP.
c.c, right back at ya dawg.
mayhmong, this is one of the funniest I have read. I know I answered one of your requests. If I had known your sense of humor, I may have answered differently.
I sure am glad I did it, if not I would not have met you. I am not sure which one is my favorite, too many of them
BirteEdwards, welcome to my hub. There's not much to write about yet.
Well here I am.. some faces I know, some i do not, but May I'd like to say this hub is one of the funniest I've seen, even tho it's been out a bit.. I shall be a fan, yes I shall.
I love candie too.
Request: Hi dude whats up. Answer: Not much dude, just chilling
:D people these days...
Dude, cool it. ;) I need to make a part 2 of this sometime.
AEvans Level 7 Commenter 3 years ago
OH MAY!!! I have sat here at my desk and did nothing but laugh my *&^^ off, I am still laughing, you certainly did your research as some of them are pure nonsense and thanks for commenting on your own request, you have to admit you go what you asked for... (((Big Hugs)) ***still laughing with tears in my eyes**:D